How much more peaceful would the world be if women figured out what they want?

One of the age-old problems every man faces from time to time is the fact that no one, not even the female half of the population, seems to have any idea what it is women want. Sigmund Freud said himself that despite all his years of research, he was still clueless in this regard. Not even women know themselves, which is why they'll frequently go on about how they wish they could a sweet, sensitive man who reads them poems, all the while ignoring every man they meet who writes them poems in favor of an abusive, alcoholic boyfriend.



This is a big problem for the human race, because as animals, our males are hard-wired to spend much of our time competing for females' affections. And so we spend inordinate amounts of time writing long poems to get women's attention, and when that fails, we move onto a different approach. We spend the bulk of our lives like this, moving on to playing music, or being very knowledgeable, or blowing each other up with weapons of mass destruction, all in the hope that one of the things we try will finally be the thing women wanted. All of this is time lost that could otherwise have been spent on something more productive - philosophy, the pursuit of happiness, the quest to fix the homelessness problem, and so on.



How much more peaceful do you think the world would be if women finally just figured out what it is they wanted? My opinion is it would be a hell of a lot more peaceful. Just imagine a world in which there was no having to guess or figure out what women want. Women would just tell us "I want a man with bulging biceps who beats me at least twice a day," and men would just do it, and then everyone would be happy. The women would be happy because they were finally getting what they wanted, and the men would be happy because we were finally getting women. Then after a day spent beating our wives, we could go out and spread the happiness - maybe because we were feeling so cheerful, we would give that extra dollar to the homeless man begging at the coffee shop. He, in turn, might feel his spirits lifted, that so many people wanted to help him through his situation, and that might give him the motivation to find work and improve his life situation. The joy might even spread to other countries, who would finally see fit to disarm their nuclear weapons, now that everyone wanted to work to better themselves and there was no longer such a demand to squander all the resources.



Just think what a wonderful world we would live in if women finally figured out what it is they want.How much more peaceful would the world be if women figured out what they want?
I don't think people typically have wars over women. Often it is over resources or religious disagreements. So, I think you may be going a little overboard on the things you think men do to impress women.



The trouble is that women want someone to confide in, a best friend. And when a guy is their best friend, they love it! But they cannot see him as anything but a friend. So, when many women are asked what they want, they describe their ideal man to hang out with/be friends with.



What women desire in a romantic interest is very different. Most women want to be dominated a little bit. That doesn't mean they want to be beat up or hit. It just means that they want a man who will take charge, throw them down upon a bed, and ravish them. Just drive them out of their mind with pleasure. A man who is always asking "Is this okay? Is that alright?" can't possibly take a woman and make her feel that way. Most women want a guy who will take them somewhere exciting. And they want someone reasonably attractive (although most aren't terribly picky).



So, get in shape and take charge. Don't ask a woman "would you like to go out with me sometime?". Tell her you are going to see a concert and tell her she can come if she wants. Be strong.



A weak man is not a sexy man. It's not that men can't have an emotional side, but women seem to prefer a man who can protect them and who can dominate them.
Imagine how peaceful the world would be if we stopped being judgemental of people based solely on looks, gender, sexuality, income???How much more peaceful would the world be if women figured out what they want?
I know exactly what I want. It's just that men run far, far away when I lay my cards down on the table.
That's a bit sexistHow much more peaceful would the world be if women figured out what they want?
I don't know, it might be more peaceful... then again maybe not
another angry guy - hey what else is new?
I believe the world will go in utter Chaos,As the list the you want women to compile will be endless.We still don't have adavanced Storage Devices that could save that infinite list.

Weather Dept.,NASA %26amp; UN all will face huge problems after that.
1st para: Women want that type of man; the poetry reading, love-showering, gift-giving, caring type.

Women are emotional creatures too and need the rollercoaster-effect that only a bad-boy can give them.

The only man who could fulfill a woman's wish list of personal qualities is a schizophrenic. A man who can be one thing and the exact opposite, at the same time.



2nd para: Completely disagree. Men choose to spend their time on such activities as chasing women.

Your mind is the greatest thing you'll ever be given: you choose what thoughts occupy it.



3rd para: Similar to the first: Since women operate on the emotional plane, what they want will always change...they will never know peace while living from that place. There will always be men who live by their primitive instincts too...